FACTS:
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day, your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime, 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily, you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
HAVE A GREAT DAY...
...and wash your damn hands!
October 4 2005, 07:36:55 UTC 6 years ago
October 4 2005, 23:45:12 UTC 6 years ago
October 4 2005, 18:35:25 UTC 6 years ago
AHHHHH
Like I wasn't crazy enough about that shit. Good job Laurie. I will now spend the rest of my life in a sterile room wearing latex gloves with my mouth taped shut.October 4 2005, 23:45:38 UTC 6 years ago
Re: AHHHHH
HAHA I knew you would like that! <3October 4 2005, 20:32:48 UTC 6 years ago
How many boobs and viginals to I get to "indirectly" cope a feel in a day.
October 4 2005, 23:46:10 UTC 6 years ago